The Ambien Walrus met the Jameson’s Badger and it all went downhill from there.
Ambien for thought:
When submitting, post a link to your tumblr so everyone knows how awesome you and your Ambien Walrus are. Unless your Ambien Walrus urges you to make pinewood derby car out of VHS tapes and you get caught up in the whimsy and forget about links and other internet things.
On Ambien Walruses
I don’t take Ambien, but I’m all for pinnipeds getting their due.
And I lied. I don’t really accept the Terms of Submission. That’s just plain kinky.
(- Davio1962)





